Clumsy Naruto: Welcome to Clumsy Naruto Interviews! We
are here with Sakura-chan...*stares at Sakura and blushes*
Avenger Sasuke: Get on with it!
Inner Sakura: Sasuke-kun...can you please hurry up with the interview? *Flutters
eyelashes at Sasuke*
Avenger Sasuke: *Glares at Sakura then at Naruto* Ok...first question, why
do I have to do this?
Inner Sakura: But Sasuke-kun...you said you would do this interview without complaining.
Avenger Sasuke: *Growls*
Clumsy Naruto: Fine! I'll do it! Sakura-chan...first question...Will you marry me?
Inner Sakura: Nu-ah! Are you going mad?! Jiraiya-sama is infecting you!
Clumsy Naruto: Aw...c'mon Sakura-chan, it's not like Sasuke is ever gonna marry
you!
Avenger Sasuke: Unless you are fertile, for my goal is to I must
revive my clan...
Inner Sakura: Well, in that case, Sasuke-kun ^^
Avenger Sasuke: But then again, maybe I should find someone from another clan,
so that my clan could learn their secret techniques as well..
Clumsy Naruto: What are you talking about Sasuke?! >8( Stop messing
with Sakura-chan!
Avenger Sasuke: *rolls eyes* This is so boring...
Inner Sakura: Aw...but Sasuke-kun...
Musical Tayuya: Time to trade Valentine's Gifts!
Clumsy Naruto: Sakura-chan! For you... I have vouchers for unlimited
ramen and free movie for two, tomorrow night! And this dress, silk!!
Inner Sakura: Aw... thanks
Musical Tayuya: And my gift to you all, an excursion to the Garbage Dump!
Clumsy Naruto/Inner Sakura/Avenger Sasuke: What?!
Musical Tayuya: *shrug* Got it for free, in the mail.
Inner Sakura: Whatever. Oh! Sasuke-kun, my gift, a kiss!
*makes kissy lips at Sasuke*
Avenger Sasuke: =/ OMFG!!!! *runs away*
*Inner Sakura chases Avenger Sasuke through the Training Grounds, and --, that's another story
;) *
Clumsy Naruto: But Sakura! You haven't tried on the dress yet!
I thought we could go and see the movie together! ...Sakura-chan, WAIT!!! *chases after Inner Sakura* Sakura-chan!!!!!
Musical Tayuya: *sigh* Dipshits... -_-"
