Hi people, sorry, I cant come to work
*mutters under breath* I'm dead and I still have to come to work! Stupid contract and legal
bindings! *stops muttering*
Anyways, my bite wound, a gift from Sasuke and his addiction to Mountain Dew (don't ask),
has gotten infected. So I'll be at Konoha hospital for a while. But I'm sure as soon as I get better I have to
come back to work. *more evil muttering*
14/April/2005
Musical Tayuya
Look people, until you get that b****y vending machine fixed, I am not coming to work!
>8( *heavy breathing* Do you know, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, COMING TO WORK, TO
FIND THAT I CAN'T HAVE MY MORNING CUP OF MOUNTAIN DEW 'COS THAT BLINKING MACHINE HAS MESSED UP, AGAIN?! MY CONTRACT
CLEARLY STATES THAT I HAVE RIGHTS!!
*calms down every so slightly*
I'll be coming to work on Friday, hopefully by then we have a new vending machine, or the old
one's fixed. If not, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
14/April/2005
Avenger Sasuke
Yeah, I still need to fix your hand seal pics though =P But
fine. Where do you want to go? Or let me guess, Ichiruka Ramen (again) -_-"
And Naruto, just because Sasuke went off to Orochimaru doesn't mean he doesn't
come to work.
Only this morning when you left to buy more ramen because I bought
the wrong brand, he came by to get some Mountain Dew from the vending machine, since he needs a cup every morning to
function properly. To his disappointment, the machine had broken down (AGAIN, we need a new one badly!), and so he
had a fit and Tayuya had to pin him to a wall.
Oh, and Tayuya has been to work, she's been helping finish the
chocolate cake that expired last week =P
But still, everyone, we need more updates!
10/April/05
Inner Sakura
Wow! It's been very quiet lately. Has tayuya came back yet? Has Sasuke done
anywork yet? So much is going on. Ok Sakura-chan. I've put in the hand seals pics. But you have to date me then:P. O man...We're
running out of time with our site. Tayuya and Sasuke...GET TO WORK OR I WILL DEFINITELY FIGHT YOU AND WIN!!!...Oh yeah...Sasuke
went off to Orochimaru...well...he dusnt have to b in da site members anymore. Hahahaha! I like that idea!>:D
Clumsy Naruto
26/3/05
NARUTO YOU BAKA!! You were meant to add in the pictures of the hand
seals last year!! -_-" But you still haven't done it! Please get to it ASAP.
Sasuke-kun...*bats eyelashes* DO SOME WORK!!! Please..?
Thanks.
Tayuya, can you do another guide?
And this ends my yelling for now. As you can see I should probably
take sessions wif Dr. Sunate too...
6/3/05
Inner Sakura
Psychiatrist?
Well Naruto, I'm worried about you, Sasuke-kun too, and Tayuya, especially
Tayuya. So I've hired a specialist, Dr. Sunate (soo-nah-te), she has won a Nobel prize for her book on psychiatry
and teaches on Fridays at the University.
She'll be giving you, Sasuke-kun and Tayuya sessions individually.
You will each have 3 sessions a week.
You guys better do this right! It's costing me a lot to hire her!
Actually I had to dip into my bank savings. *hmph* But then again, right now she's having a 'hire me for two,
and get one free'! So Tayuya's sessions are free! hehe ^^
Anyway, I've changed the layout. Like it?
Also, try to get a new banner done ASAP.
Thanks Naruto!
26/2/05
Inner Sakura
Yo, Sakura-chan...long time no see. Anyways, you've
made great process to the site. You can change the layout if you want. And I don't think i need a phycari...whatever
that is. Anyways...hope to see you soon.
P.S. You've turned more pretty...^^
26/2/05
Clumsy Naruto
Hey guys, I was thinking, if I can find a good
layout, that I can change to easily, can I? Something with a white background? For the text area? So the
colours we pick for our text won't be stuffed up next to the blue background?
Thanks
19/2/05
Inner Sakura
Hey Naruto!
You're back!
Anyway, you better get Tayuya to come back,
someone should teach that girl some manners! *plants hands on hips*
Also, I'm a bit worried about you, you're
supposedly cured, but your brain is still muddled? Maybe we should bring you to a psychiatrist. I know this great
psychiatrist, I'll give you her card tomorrow. She's really understanding! Especially...when you talk about
personal stuff.. Not that I would know! I've just heard! Nothing personal to talk about -- *sneeze*
Aw..I think I'm sick now, a cold maybe?
My nose is stuffy, can't breathe!! *faints* *falls into Sasuke's arms* >=D Muahaha! My plan worked!
Sasuke-kun, is holding me!
18/2/05
Inner Sakura
Cured! Finally cured! And what's this? Tayuya
taking a holiday? Great! That's one enemy down...is it? Man...ever since Tayuya threw me, my brain's been muddled up
>8( Oh well...Sasuke had better do something too. Oh...and remember team 7, we have missions coming up now that the New
Year holidays are over. See you all in the missions!^^
4/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
Excuse me! Tayuya, I hope you enjoy your
holiday, but when you come back, you'll have a big stack of paper on your desk, in your office.
Oh wait, you don't have an office at CN
Headquarters. 'Cos you're too bad at your job, and you haven't been promoted yet. Your still just an
office assistant. And they say the Sound Four is so great!
Anyway, have fun, and I promise you I'll
have a good time working. Working on your funeral. *grins evilly and cracks knuckles*
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
3/2/05
Inner Sakura
Hey people!!!! Well i just wanted to say
that I'm taking a vacation!!! I won't tell you where though. *Smiles and sticks tongue out* Well have a good
time working!
30/1/05
Musical Tayuya
There, there, Naruto. It's not your fault
that you brought a mirror, because you were bloated with self-importance... Well, it is.
Anyway, you can interview me, I'm just saying
so to make you feel better, but I'd much rather be interviewed by Sasuke-kun. =/ But I guess... you can... well,
why don't you both interview me ^^, I can have two interviewers!
27/1/05
Inner Sakura
Argh...why the heck does this have to happen >8(
Now I can't do anything...I'll go insane without training too. Man...I wish I never had that interview with Sasuke...7 YEARS
OF BAD LUCK?!?! Argh...and i also wanted to interview Sakura-chan before anyone else does....>8(
26/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
Whatever Naruto i can say whatever I like. Oh!
hi there Sasuke i thought that you were dead coz you havent been doing anything or saying anything lately. I suppose it was
just wishful thinking...Sasuke you are such a shithead like i care if you want to fight me.*Rolls eyes*
26/1/05
Musical Tayuya
Er...Sasuke-kun, what are you talking about?
Check the interviews to do what? ....=/
25/1/05
Inner Sakura
Tayuya..before you say things you should get your
facts right. Go check the interviews. And watch what you say... if Naruto can defeat you than I definitely could.
25/01/2005
Avenger Sasuke
Of course I'll be there! As the head reporter
of CN World, I do all big event reports. By the way, Japanese to English Dictionaries are available at Bookworm Tunnels,
that great bookshop down the street from CN Headquarters! You should go and check!
*whispers* But Naruto... I don't
think you challenge Jiraiya-sama or Tayuya, are you strong enough? After all Jiraiya-sama is a Sennin and Tayuya...
her ghosts are... really really dangerous, I worry for you! Good luck!
25/1/05
Inner Sakura
Hey! Don't you dare insult me! At least I'm a
better shinobi than you...*smacks bum twice and sticks out tounge in Tayuya's direction*
And I need an English to Japanese dictionary to
know the meaning of self-centred...Oh..and Sakura-chan..can you come to the training grouds tomorrow at midday? Because I'll
be versing Ero-sennin there and it would be a good CN report would it?
25/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
Look it up in a dictionary or are you too
dumb to even know how to use a dictionary? *Makes a dumb face to represent Naruto*
24/1/05
Musical Tayuya
Huh? What's happening...no more battles??? And
Tayuya, what does self-centred mean??? *puzzled* Man...all this time with no battles is driving me insane!!!
24/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
YAY!!! Daycare!!! *Rolls eyes* Like I
care. Whatever shitheads. I don't listen to a shithead like you Inner Sakura. HOw do you know that your head isn't made
of shit? Oh and my problem is all you shitheads that I have to work with. Yes I agree i need to go and see a psychiatrist
but i don't want to. *Sticks tongue out at all you shitheads* Naruto you are so self-centred!
24/1/05
Musical Tayuya
You two, SHUT UP!! Your squabbling like
two little children! Keep this up and I'll send you to daycare!
No more battles.
And Tayuya, how many times do I have to tell you!
My head is not made of various things, like shit!!
What is your problem? You need to see a
psychiatrist.
>8( ...and don't insult Sasuke-kun!!
And fine Naruto, add in Naruto cursors.
24/1/05
Inner Sakura
THAT'S IT TAYUYA!!! I WILL MEET YOU IN THE TRAINING
GROUNDS OF KONOHA IN 8:00 WHERE WE WILL HAVE ONE MORE BATTLE!!!
23/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
You shithead Naruto! i was going to answer your
question but you are such a f**king shithead so im not going to...Plus at least i have done something not including the answering
machine stuff unlike Avenger Sasuke. That idiot. You guys are all shitheads. well cya shitheads.
23/1/05
Musical Tayuya
Oi! You guys still havent answered my question.
Plus, Sakura-chan, the poll is gone again....:S. And Tayuya, good job on your swearing guide thats in Japanese...makes this
site feels more like home:P. but that doesn't mean your not in trouble Msuical Tayuya! Because you have caused us to suffer
with your amount of work too. And could someone please answer my question, wether its the staff or not?!
22/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
It's about time Tayuya! Your in big trouble!
>8(
And no we did not miss you, and it's about time
your doing something! Although why anyone would want to know how to be like you, it evades me.
And please stop swearing so much! But at
least the automatic censor is working.
22/1/05
Inner Sakura
Hey people! its me! Tayuya!!! It feels so f**king
great to be back!! Did you all f**king miss me?! :D You people need to f**king lighten up! People these days so f**king stressed...Anyways
look forward to a f**king swearing guide and a how to be f**king evil guide...I think...
21/1/05
Musical Tayuya
Hey! Should I put up some Naruto cursors for download???
20/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
Do you have to point out every wrong spelling?
19/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
Not as strong as you and Sasuke-kun! What
do you mean by that? >8( And besides, I am willing to do anythng, to reveal the truth. I took that oath when
I became a reporter/journalist.
And I am going to give you lessons on English,
it's extremely important that you are educated properly. And you spelt -han instead of -chan.
And I can only say precisely. Shikamaru,
Kiba, Neji, and Akamaru, don't leave him out! They'll be there so I'll be fine, and we won't be really stalking home,
at a close distance, just the Spycams will be. So stop worrying! You can come too! I would ask Sasuke-kun,
but I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
By the way, I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT draw that
picture! Why would I! You horny bastard, *hmph*. You know I'm not like that about you. Go
and ask Jiraiya-sama, he probably drew it as inspiration for another hentai story like he did last week.
Also give him this for me. *punch*
19/1/05
Inner Sakura
SAKURA-CHAN!!! How could you go on a project on
Itachi? Its too dangerous...and asking Shikamaru and Kiba and Neji to help you. You should have seen him in the episodes...why
are you so crazy about him? And for the fonts...I'm not a computer...whats that English word...oh yeah...geek. I'm a shinobi
of Konoha so I wont really bother about the fonts. And spelling....hmmm...I'm not as smart as you are Sakura-chan plus...i
don't learn English that often...i train...I don't learn some other language that isnt really necessary in Tokyo/Konoha. And
I guess thats why you're not as strong as me and Sasuke eh? ^^ But then at least your smart:P
P.S. Congratulations Sakura-chan on finally finishing
Hinata's bio...I'll be kind of busy now...I need to work out the mystery of that picture...Sakura-han...was it you who drew
the picture??? I'll be back later to report on my investingation....Just promise me one thing Sakura-chan...Don't Go Looking
For Itachi!!! we're already lucky enough to live from that interview in your CN world. He won't let you go next time.
18/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
Ok, I've put in a poll! Hope you guys don't
mind, but you guys (that includes me) aren't allowed to vote more than once =P, supposing that you'll vote for yourselves.
I still want to let you guys have choice to vote for me though ^^
And if you do try cheating >8( beware, I have
eyes and ears everywhere...=P
P.S. Congratulations on your first interview complete
Sasuke-kun! I had a really good time with you at the park! Even though Ino almost shoved me into the lake!
18/1/05
Inner Sakura
Omg, you stupid people! I don't usually
swear but I learnt a name from Tayuya that would be perfect for you people! F**knuts! Can't anyone spell properly anymore?!
Anyone except me?! I have to edit everyone's work now! And the thing is, there just simple words like AND!
...Naruto
AND--
FONTS! Remember, italicise everything got
asteriks on both sides! If it's after someone's name leave it like that! If it's not, put in an indent!
In interviews, events, etc. BOLD the names, BOLD!!! >8(
17/1/05
Inner Sakura
Training takes alot of time. I added some comments.
14/1/05
Avenger Sasuke
By the way people, I just noticed, a lot of staff
members still haven't added their comments in the Comments from Staff-- section in the Character
Bios. Could you guys get to that ASAP? I'm adding mine in now.
Did I mention I finally got around to finishing
Hinata's bio? It was so funny before! Just one line, by Naruto. It was, Hinata is from the Hyuuga clan!
XD, AHAHAHHA!!
11/1/05
Inner Sakura
Sasuke-kun! I know, you know, that I know,
that you know I would do anything to keep you working in CN Headquarters but please, when are you going to do something?
I wish you would drop a hint! Don't be so secretive!
By the way, please from now on, remember, use
Verdana, size 2, when typing! I hate it when people mess up the fonts! Remember Verdana, size 2! You remember
that too Naruto, and you, Tayuya...
Tayuya, you better start working too!
-_-' Why do we have such terrible staff?!?
=P
11/1/05
Inner Sakura
=/
Naruto...do you really want to fire me?..think
about what Sakura would do to you. I'm not doing anything now,but i will soon..just wait for it.
1/1/05
Avenger Sasuke
Hey Sakura-chan...you havent done Hinata's bio
yet. And your interview with Itachi was great! But I have no idea why you want to interview an enemy. He even nearly killed
us.*sigh* That was close. And Jiraiya was a nuisance. That's all I have to say. And we have to fire Sasuke and kill...and
I repeat KILL...Tayuya. You don't need to see Sasuke everyday. i don't get to see you everyday. You're always missing. Can
you just finish off Hinata's bio? If you can't then...I'll find a way.Oh, by the way, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
1/1/05
Clumsy Naruto
Lol, sorry about the News Section thing, and sure
I'll finish Hinata's bio for you, I love bios!! And I've almost finished doing the weapons =). But fire Sasuke?
Then how will I be sure I'll see him everyday?
And Tayuya, we have to show her she can't mess
with us and just get away with it 'cos we can't stand her anymore!
Anyways, back to work!
29/12/04
Inner Sakura
Uhhh...Sakura-chan...I think you added a bit too
much news in the news section. Anyways, it the biggest update. And, Sakura-chan, I've added the pics to the links of the bios.
Took me an hour. That was a lot of work you did. Arigato. can you finish Hinata's bio for me? Dozo arigato gozaimasu! Besides,
i don't mind if Tayuya just leaves and also, we ought to fire Sasuke. He hasn't done any thing and he is weak
if he doesn't do anything. Anyways, jai matane.
28/12/04
Naruto (This time I'm
not adding the "clumsy" part. Notice that I've been hardworking lately?)
WHAT?! Kidnapped!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!
Your theory makes sense but... Naruto, Sasuke-kun isn't weak! If you could take on Tayuya the first time, he
definitely could, but still, you have to investigate this! I am going to kill Tayuya. *cracks knuckles*
27/12/04
>=( Inner Sakura
='(
Hey...Sakura-chan...do u think Sasuke is kidnapped
by Tayuya since...since...Tayuya wanted to take over the Clumsy Naruto Team or destroy it....i guess thats why both of them
aren't doing much work....i should find out where Tayuya is and battle her once again and this time...I MUST WIN!!! That
baka...why are you so weak...Sasuke!
27/12/04
Clumsy Naruto
People! Show a little life please!
I know you guys are alive Tayuya and Sasuke-kun! Seriously leaving all the work to me and Naruto. Real mature
guys. >8( If you guys aren't going to help us, we may as well! We may as well... be even more angry!
Well... I would never let Naruto fire you
Sasuke... *bats eyelashes*
And Tayuya, you still have a contract, you still
have to at least serve 11 more decades and 3 months.
So chop chop people!
27/12/04
Inner Sakura ^^
OK, now Naruto, you still have to add in your
comments into the new bios and how come you don't have a comment in the bio YOU wrote, about Haku?
Also Tayuya and Sasuke, where have you two been?!
Tayuya, the contract also legally binds you to
at least submit ONE, only ONE piece of work a week! Geez!!!
I'm sure I was going to scold you children
about something else but cant remember but when I do I'll put it in...
Oh yes, if you have time and have finished all
your duties, could you please add in the customary two pictures (small and medium sizes) into the bios please, Naruto?
Aarigato!
P.S. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
P.P.S. When the site updates are finished could
you please re-publish the site, Naruto? Again, thanks!
26/12/04
Inner Sakura
Musical Tayuya and Avenger Sasuke, where have
you guys been?! Naruto you have an excuse, your in hospital, and I'll come to visit you today..
BUT YOU TWO!!
Tayuya stop sulking and come back to work already,
we won't have you arrested or anything, unless you come back and work. Your still legally bound by contract and CANNOT
be released from it until all the other staff members agree to you being released from the contract, UNDER THEIR
FREE WILL AND WHILE UNDER CONTROL OF THEIR OWN MIND. So don't start getting ideas.
But Sasuke-kun! I can't believe you haven't
done anything! I know your pissed at Naruto but he's in hospital now so you don't have to see him at the office!
Please come back and work, it's hard being the only staff member actually even working now!
18/12/04
Inner Sakura
