Inner Sakura: Training grounds of Konoha!
Here we will witness a showdown between two valliant warriors! Clumsy Naruto representing CN & Co. and Jiraiya-sama,
one of the three Sennins, representing the Hot Hentai Guild!
They are fighting because... *whispers to assistant* why are they fighting, you failed
to mention in the file >8(
Assistant: Sakura-chan! They are fighting over your honour!
Inner Sakura: My honour....? =|
*Then all of a sudden Musical Tayuya walked in*
Musical Tayuya: Naruto! Baka! Over here! Just 'cos
Sakura said you couldn't fight me, doesn't mean the fight is off! So are you ready?
Clumsy Naruto: *growls* Ero-sennin, wait! I need
to finish her off first!
Jiraiya: *sigh* *shakes head* I knew it, your
so nervous you got one of your co-workers to help you get out of it.
Clumsy Naruto: Shut up, you oversexed hermit! I'll deal with
you later. I'm going to bash you until your ancestors are dizzy!
Musical Tayuya: You couldn't lay a single finger on me! Come
and get me, dickhead! >=D
Clumsy Naruto: Actually I was talking about the hermit over there...
*shrugs* I can do the same for you!
*Clumsy Naruto screams a battlecry and charges*
Inner Sakura: Oh no, oh no, oh no!
*Musical Tayuya dodges easily and smirks. "Baka" she says as she grabs a fuming
Naruto's arms.
She starts spinning, Naruto flying in a circle around her.*
Inner Sakura: She's gaining momentum, but what does she plan to do
with this? -- *realization dawns on her* Oh my... poor Naruto...=S
*All of a sudden Tayuya lets go and Naruto goes F---L---Y---I---N---G!!*
*CRASH!!!*
Inner Sakura: Oh no... *sigh* As usual... call
the ambulance... *slumps onto a park bench* Oh, and send a search party out for Naruto.
... Why do I always end up calling an ambulance!? Fine my assistant does
the actual dialing but still... I need a new agent >8(
Note---
Naruto's mangled body was later found, stuck in some rocks at
the riverside. Tsunade-sama managed to heal him, but he will be spending a lot of time in the hospital, it was bad injuries
alright...*sigh*
