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Jiraiya - Your sooo dead, baka.. >8(
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By Inner Sakura

*One sunny afternoon, I was strolling down the streets, just having a leisurely walk then I saw Jiraiya-sama.*

Inner Sakura:  Jiraiya-sama!  What are you doing?

Jiraiya: Well, I'm working on another hentai story.  But I can't think of a plot, so I'm using pictures but I still can't think of an --  *eyes light up* *starts scribbling in notebook*  Sakura-chan, thank you!  You just gave me an idea!

Inner Sakura:  I did...? =|  *Jiraiya finishes drawing* Can I see?

Jiraiya:  Uh...no

Inner Sakura:  Why not?!  I gave you the idea!  Or at least that's what you said.

Jiraiya:  No.

Inner Sakura:  ...unless your hiding something?

Jiraiya: Oh look at the time!  Must dash, he he he.. he..

Inner Sakura:  >8(  *glares, with a resemblence to Tsunade* 

Jiraiya:  Fine fine, just... please don't kill me!

*Jiraiya hands over the piece of paper*

*Inner Sakura eyes widen then she turns to Jiraiya, letting the sheet fly away in the air*

Jiraiya:  ...eep...Remember you said you wouldn't kill me!

Inner Sakura:  *in a zombie-like monotone with arms extended towards Jiraiya*  No... you said so, not me...

*Then from the CN Headquarters a mournful wail was heard and Hinata ran out*

Inner Sakura:  Huh?  Hinata? 

Hinata:  *runs past* *muffled*  How could you?!  Leave me alone!

*Jiraiya dashes off*

Inner Sakura:  How could I what?  ...people these days, so secretive...=S...hm...I wonder where Sasuke-kun is?  I asked him to meet me here so we could eat lunch together.

Clumsy Naruto:  Sakura-chan!  Let's go and eat lunch together!  Remember I asked you to meet me here last week if you wanted to?  And you're here!

Inner Sakura:  You did...?  =S