*One sunny afternoon, I was strolling down the streets, just having a
leisurely walk then I saw Jiraiya-sama.*
Inner Sakura: Jiraiya-sama! What are you doing?
Jiraiya: Well, I'm working on another hentai story. But I can't think of a plot,
so I'm using pictures but I still can't think of an -- *eyes light up* *starts scribbling in notebook* Sakura-chan,
thank you! You just gave me an idea!
Inner Sakura: I did...? =| *Jiraiya finishes drawing* Can I see?
Jiraiya: Uh...no
Inner Sakura: Why not?! I gave you the idea! Or at least that's what
you said.
Jiraiya: No.
Inner Sakura: ...unless your hiding something?
Jiraiya: Oh look at the time! Must dash, he he he.. he..
Inner Sakura: >8( *glares, with a resemblence to Tsunade*
Jiraiya: Fine fine, just... please don't kill me!
*Jiraiya hands over the piece of paper*
*Inner Sakura eyes widen then she turns to Jiraiya, letting the sheet fly away in the air*
Jiraiya: ...eep...Remember you said you wouldn't kill me!
Inner Sakura: *in a zombie-like monotone with arms extended towards
Jiraiya* No... you said so, not me...
*Then from the CN Headquarters a mournful wail was heard and Hinata ran
out*
Inner Sakura: Huh? Hinata?
Hinata: *runs past* *muffled* How could you?!
Leave me alone!
*Jiraiya dashes off*
Inner Sakura: How could I what? ...people these days, so secretive...=S...hm...I
wonder where Sasuke-kun is? I asked him to meet me here so we could eat lunch together.
Clumsy Naruto: Sakura-chan! Let's go and eat lunch together!
Remember I asked you to meet me here last week if you wanted to? And you're here!
Inner Sakura: You did...? =S