Note - I am not really Clumsy Naruto.  I am Uzumaki Naruto.  Sakura-chan called me that for no particular reason.  *Dattebayo*  I am also much stronger than Sasuke and cuter.  *Pretends to be KING KONG!!!*  Now for my life story...

I was born on 10 October. When I was first born, the Fourth Hokage sealed a demon fox (called the Kyubi) into me.  The demon fox was destroying our village and this was the only way to stop it continuing.  And thus, I have become the black sheep of my village.  But one day, I shall receive the title of Hokage and become greater than them ALL!!!! 

My favourite jutsu is Kage Bushin no Jutsu. My strongest jutsu is Rasengan (stronger than Sasuke’s Chidori) =D (Note- I have a better jutsu too…it even defeated the Third Hokage. Its called…SEXY NO JUTSU      (Or Harem no Jutsu which is even better.  Think sexy no jutsu and kage bushin no jutsu in a milkshake.)

And of course my favourite thing in the world, besides Sakura, RAMEN!!!!

My hobby is to eat and compare Cup Ramen, but I like the ramen that Iruka-sensei buys for me even better.  =D

Comments from the Staff -

Inner Sakura – Yeah, yeah, whatever.  That is sooooo lame.  You say your better than Sasuke-kun, but I don’t believe that.  You are really Clumsy Naruto. And I bet you can’t defeat the Third Hokage if he is on guard.

Clumsy Naruto- WHAT WAS THAT???!!!   

Avenger Sasuke – This is boring.  I’m going to write my biography now, it’ll be better than your’s…baka.

Clumsy Naruto- How did you get in???

Avenger Sasuke- SHARINGAN!!!

Musical Tayuya- Uh, weaklings, if you shitheads are gonna solve this with violence, at least show some powerful moves!  I mean sharingan?  That is so...uh.