Avenger Sasuke: Clumsy Naruto Interviews, welcome, today we’ll be interviewing Naruto… can we please get this over and done with already?

*Naruto comes in dragging a mirror behind him* * Naruto puts mirror vertically opposite him and sits down*

Clumsy Naruto: HI!!!!! I’m so proud, I'm finally getting interviewed!!!! =D

Avenger Sasuke: What’s the point of interviewing you anyway?  No-one wants to know about you!  And I have much better things to do instead.

Inner Sakura: Exactly!  Like spending time with me at the park feeding ducks right now!!! But nooo, his not and why? Because of you *points finger at Naruto, glaring*

*Sasuke and Naruto both looking very shocked…ducks?*

Inner Sakura: What?!

Clumsy Naruto: I’ve always waited for this day, after Avenger Sasuke called me a ‘baka’ in a interview last time. So…baka, get on with the interview!!!! *laughs to himself*

*Inner Sakura boiling up after hearing these words and thinking more and more about, how Avenger Sasuke and her could be spending time down at the park, feeding ducks right now*

Inner Sakura: WHAT DID YOU CALL SASUKE?!!?!?!?!!? YOU BAKA! AVENGER SASUKE IS NOT A BAKA, YOU ARE!!!!! HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!! AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE CAN NOT BE A BAKA!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!!?!?

Clumsy Naruto: Calm down!!!

*Sakura breathing very deeply*

Inner Sakura: CALM DOWN, HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!! …I need to go and get a drink…  *walks away*

Clumsy Naruto: Ye, you should…

*Sakura suddenly turns around and punches Clumsy Naruto in the eye and walks off a lot calmer *

Clumsy Naruto: Why don’t you ever say anything in these kind of situations? *cradles eye*

Avenger Sasuke: It bores me and why would I want to? Plus you should know better than call me a baka in front of Sakura…BAKA!!!!

Clumsy Naruto: GRR!!!!!  *Thinking to self…I can’t believe it back-fired!!!*

Clumsy Naruto: So…let’s get on with the interview. What do you want to know?

Avenger Sasuke: Nothing, there isn’t anything to know…I’m only here because YOU’RE working on the site and you’re the only person that hasn’t been interviewed apart from Sakura.

Clumsy Naruto: What’s that clipboard your holding then?

Avenger Sasuke: Questions I’m suppose to ask you, here you can ask yourself   *chucks clip board with questions at Naruto's head and get him near his sore eye*

*Avenger Sasuke gets up to go*  *Inner Sakura comes in*

Clusmy Naruto: But…Don’t you want to know why I brought the mirror?

Inner Sakura: Is the interview over??? Great!!! Sasuke-kun you can come to the park with me!!!

Avenger Sasuke: *raises eyebrow*

Inner Sakura: Why is there a mirror there?

Clumsy Naruto: Finally! I’ve waited so long for somebody to ask me! It’s to look at my beautiful beautiful reflection!!!  *walks over to mirror and picks it up*

Inner Sakura: Why would you want to do that, you’ll just scare the life out of yourself by looking at your ugliness!!!  *smirks*

Clusmy Naruto:  *weeps* *drops mirror and it shatters*

Avenger Sasuke: That’s seven years bad luck.  =D

*Sasuke leaves the room*

Inner Sakura: Where are you going Sasuke-kun? Wait for me… Sasuke-kun!!!

Clumsy Naruto: Pfft...seven years bad luck? Yeah right, you sound like Kakashi-sensei   *calls out*

*Naruto starts to leave*  *Then trips over his chair and lands on his sore eye*

Clumsy Naruto: …=S .... OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!