Jiraiya- I am no pervert! I am one of the three legndary Sannins...the festives one and only...white-haired toad magician! The one who makes kids stop crying...Jiraiya-sama!

 

Clumsy Naruto- 8-l

 

Jiraiya- ><" Where's Sakura?

 

Clumsy Naruto- She's at home waiting for the phone call from Itachi

 

Jiraiya- What?! She's communicating with a S-rank criminal?

 

Clumsy Naruto- Is it that important that she is waiting for the phone call to finish her interview with him?

 

Jiraiya- Why do you have to interview me? Why can't Sakura do that?

 

Clumsy Naruto- If I interview Itachi, I'll die and i won't become hokage. And Sakura would've interviewed you if you haven't acted like a maniac.

 

Jiraiya- I won't mind if you die because you have no talent.

 

Clumsy Naruto- >8( Well...back to the interview. Why are you one of the Legendary Sannins when you are an ero-sennin?

 

Jiraiya- ><" I am not a perverted hermit. I am a Legendary Sannin because I am great. You should know that. I told you that in episode 83.

 

Clumsy Naruto- Are you sure that's the right episode?

 

Jiraiya- Yes. Why?

 

Clumsy Naruto- Because I need to check.

 

Jiraiya- And how are you gonna check when you watch the episodes from TV?

 

Clumsy Naruto- Because, seeing that I'm the main character and your not, I can get the episodes from the director.

 

Jiraiya- And how are you gonna find the director when nothing much is going on and they only film Naruto when your on a mission or when it is necessary?

 

Clumsy Naruto- I...uhh....your not supposed to ask questions!>8(

 

Jiraiya- *shrugs* You don't seem to be asking me questions.

 

Clumsy Naruto- Argh...you...Rasengan!

 

Jiraiya- Is that the only move you know?

 

Clumsy Naruto- No...unless you want me to give you a thousand years of pain?

 

Jiraiya- You have no talent. I know that move too. And every other move.

 

Clumsy Naruto- I have a talent! And you can't know every other move.>8(

 

Jiraiya- *boiling up* I'm leaving.

 

Clumsy Naruto- Wait! One more question.

 

Jiraiya- Fine.

 

Clumsy Naruto- Can you teach me a new move?

 

Jiraiya- No! You have no talent at the moment.

 

Clumsy Naruto- I do have a talent. I can listen very well...thats a talent.

 

Jiraiya- You can't even listen well....I said you don't have a talent now. You don't have to go all unhappy and snappy.

 

Clumsy Naruto- Then can you just teach me a new move?

 

Jiraiya- *boiled up* DIE! JUST DIE! YOU HAVE NO TALENT AT ALL!!!

 

Clumsy Naruto- Please...I won't call you Ero-Sennin anymore.

 

*Jiraiya looks away in disgust and stares out the window. He spots a group of girls (all looking very sexy) from the Sasuke Fan Club. He immediately jumps up.*

 

Jiraiya- Fine, I'll teach you a new move and you don't call me a ero-sennin, even to yourself *runs off*

 

Clumsy Naruto-*looks out the window and sees Jiraiya with the girls* Geez, that perverted hermit.