Inner Sakura:  *whispers*  OK, this is Inner Sakura of CN World Late Night News reporting, we’re here to interview THE Uchiha Itachi.  There have been sightings of him here, so we have our best chance of meeting him here.

Clumsy Naruto:  *yells to Sakura* *waves arms*  SAKURA-chan!!  I see him!!

*Itachi turns head slighty then dashes off into the trees*

Inner Sakura:  *glares* *Naruto whimpers* *bushes rustle as Sakura knocks Naruto out*   We finally sight him after 5 hours and you--!! ARGH!  *Dashes off to the trees*

*Another few hours later, Itachi is sighted*

Inner Sakura:  Yes!  *Comes out of the trees, into the clearing and taps Itachi’s shoulder*

Itachi:  *without turning around*  What do you want girl?

Inner Sakura:  Itachi-sama, I come from the CN World News and I’d like to interview you…?

Itachi:  *sigh*  Yet another interviewer.  Fine, be quick, and don’t ask too much, lest I kill you, like that other one from some entertainment show. 

Inner Sakura:  Really?  Thank you, also thanks for getting rid of a competitor, but you shouldn’t have done that.  *scolding*

*Itachi gives Sakura a ‘look’*

Inner Sakura:  Um...  right, sorry.  OK, why won’t you reconcile with Sasuke-kun, but instead constantly torture him, with the knowledge that he is too weak to defeat you?

Itachi:  You’ve already answered the question, he is weak, useless.  Unless he can fight me and last, he is not worthy of my acquaintance, and yet he has it.  I think I have already been very generous.

Inner Sakura:  Um…ok, how come you’re so strong?

Itachi:  Because I’m better than you all, that is the order of the world.  You didn’t really think I’d tell you, so you could tell that weakling you adore.  Did you?

*Naruto bursts in*

Clumsy Naruto:  Sakura-chan!  What did you do that for!!??  Oh…  *sees Itachi*  You found Sasuke!  Now he can get back to work on the site, but now, have you seen Itachi?

*Itachi’s eyes flash*

Itachi:  YOU CONFUSE ME WITH THAT WEAKLING?  YOU BAKA!

Clumsy Naruto:  ARGH!!  YOU SAY YOUR SO POWERFUL, ITACHI, BUT STILL YOU ACT LIKE SASUKE!! STOP CALLING ME BAKA!!

Itachi:  But you are one!!

Inner Sakura:  *giggles nervously*  Ehehehe… I think we should go Naruto, hem, Itachi-sama, here’s our number, call me on Monday, we can finish the interview over the phone.

*Itachi crumbles the card*

Inner Sakura:  Um…Ok… what’s your cellphone number, Itachi-sama?

Clumsy Naruto:  Sakura-chan!  He’s not worthy of the –sama title!

Itachi:  *glares at Naruto*   Enough!  Your childishness is disgusting.  *waves a hand and Sakura and Naruto fall to the ground* *dashes off*

Camera Person:  Err…now what do I do?

NOTE - - -

Luckily, Tsunade-sama found us so we’re ok, but sadly Itachi still hasn’t called us, but we’re still hoping!  Well, except Naruto.  Ok, only me.  But can you blame me?  He’s hot!  And of course I’m only even considering him, because he reminds me of Sasuke! xD