Clumsy Naruto: Ok…I’ve got everything here…now…there’s just two things missing Ero-Sennin and…who else…Sakura-chan! Where is Sakura-chan?!

Clumsy Naruto scratches his head and thinks when all of a sudden Inner Sakura rushes in.

Inner Sakura-NARUTO!!! KEEP THIS MANIAC AWAY FROM ME!!!

Jiraiya rushes in after her, his eyes bulging out.

Jiraiya: Marry me Sakura, you are the one…much prettier than any other woman…including Tsunade…

Clumsy Naruto kicks Jiraiya and Jiraiya falls down still drooling and muttering. Then Naruto looks at Sakura.

Clumsy Naruto: What did you do?

Inner Sakura: I was training with Tsunade-sama and she told me the weakest point of men is to seduce them with your looks. So I performed a henge of a prettier looking me with bigger bosom. Apperently, I was leaving to meet you here, when I met Jiraiya on the way, going to meet you too. I forgot to turn off the henge and when Jiraiya saw me…

Clumsy Naruto: Yeah yeah, I know what happens to Ero-Sennin when he sees someone like you.

Jiraiya: (jumps up from the ground) That is not true! Jiraiya the man is better at winning a girl! I wouldn’t let a woman seduce me with her beauty! When you become great like me, women will go crazy over your own beauty!

Inner Sakura: Yeah right! I just walked past you and you’re like a maniac. I don’t even go crazy over you….and you don’t even have a beauty.

Jiraiya: (desperate) But could you go out on a date with me?

Inner Sakura: Hell no! You’re not Sasuke-kun!

Clumsy Naruto: (boiling up) She is not dating you, you old pervert! And we are here for an interview!

Jiraiya: Ok, Ok! No need to steam up Naruto! What’s your first question?

Clumsy Naruto: Finally! Why do you have women troubles?

Jiraiya: I don’t have women troubles!

Inner Sakura: Oh yes you do!

Jiraiya: No I don’t!

Inner Sakura: Then tell me what happened just then!

Jiraiya: Naruto asked me a question!

Inner Sakura: (Inner Sakura is leaking out) Why you…!!!

We couldn’t finish the interview (we didn’t even have much of an interview) because Sakura-chan punch Jiraiya really hard and he’s unconscious at the moment but I promise, another interview with Jiraiya will be coming when he gets out of hospital.