This is Inner Sakura, reporting from Hidden Leaf Village.
At the Headquarters of the Clumsy Naruto Corporation, Musical Tayuya has
finally had enough! Musical Tayuya Strikes Again!
Clumsy Naruto and Musical Tayuya are slowly circling each other...
*Close up of Naruto then Tayuya's face*
*Zooms back out*
Clusmy Naruto uses kage bunshin no jutsu!
But Tayuya dodges most attack and only gets two hits before she
whips out her flute and jabs our hero in the eye, in this process.
*Naruto's clones disappear and he cradles his eye*
Then Naruto uses rasengan just as Tayuya plays a string
of notes on her flute, summoning up some spirits! They immediately drift towards Naruto and attack!
Wuh? What's happening? I can't see, it's too dark!
*Scene brightens again and the camera is pointing towards the
ground filming a lovely scene of the gravel*
Naruto! Are you okay?
*Camera refocuses on Inner Sakura as she rushes towards a lump
of orange*
Naruto are you okay?
*Sakura pokes the lump*
*Lumps moves*
Clumsy Naruto: Ow....I
think I'm dead...*faints*
Inner Sakura:
Oh no! Get an ambulance! Yes an ambulance! Don't ask me why these things always happen on my shift of reporting!
I SAID GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Musical Tayuya: *says
into camera* Did you get that? Good, make sure you broadcast it to the the world, so everyone knows anyone who messes
with me, is going DOWN.
*Tayuya dashes off just as the ambulance arrives*
This is Inner Sakura reporting from Clumsy Naruto Corporation Headquarters,
thank you for being here, and until tomorrow's 10 pm news, I'll see you then.
Oh paramedics, over here!
