This is a report brought to you by Inner Sakura, from downtown Konoha.
Musical Tayuya and Clumsy Naruto showdown time!
Ah~ Tayuya whips out her flute and plays a few very high notes! Thank
goodness for these super-filter earplugs...OW!
Oh no!
Naruto is kneeled over in pain!
Is our hero already at his end?
*Inner Sakura looks very worried and pale*
AHA!
Naruto, invokes Rasengan!
Aw...but Tayuya easily dodges it. Watching Naruto chase Tayuya, it's
like a game of cat and mouse! But the mouse is very agile!
AHAHAH!!!
Now would you look at that Tayuya ran into a tree!
Now Naruto summons, kage bunshin no jutsu!
And the many he's take on Tayuya!
And now there all powering up, packing up a punch and....OW?!?!?!?!
Tayuya, fainted?
*Inner Sakura rushes forward to check on Musical Tayuya*
Someone get a paramedic, she's in critical condition!
*Inner Sakura looks towards the camera from her crouching position*
This report was brought to you by Inner Sakura, from CN World!
Now someone, call an ambulance! Stop standing there gawking! Tayuya's truly defeated...
I SAID GET AN AMBULANCE!!!
*A few hours later*
Inner Sakura: Tayuya, are you okay?
Musical Tayuya: Get lost, bit*h.
*Inner Sakura looks hurt*
Inner Sakura: I just meant well...
Musical Tayuya: Well I don't need your pity,
you double-dating slut.
Clumsy Naruto: Don't you talk to Sakura-chan
like that!! I'm going to beat you up again!
Musical Tayuya: Yeh, you think you could
beat me up again? I was just holding back, a lot.
*Musical Tayuya attempts to get up to fight Naruto, and falls back into the hospital bed,
paralyzed with pain*
*Clumsy Naruto looking as smug as a cat who caught the mouse*
Musical Tayuya: *whispers* What do you want
with me?
Clumsy Naruto: Well...join our site team,
you will give us the information that we could not get, because we were not the Enemy.
Musical Tayuya: You dare talk to me like...--ARGH,
fu*king leg! FINE FINE!!! BUT GET ME MORE PAINKILLERS~!!!!!
